35 Ginormous Doggos Who Think They Are Teeny Tiny Puppers

Published: Jun 13, 2022 by Melinda Ramirez · This post may contain affiliate links

The larger the doggo, the gentler they are. And also the less aware they become of their own size. Which means that they love nothing more than cuddling on your lap, even if their head is bigger than your lap. But pups stay pups no matter what size they are so scroll down to see 35 gentle giant pups who are convinced that they are actually teeny tiny.

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1. Someone definitely told this doggo that she’s too big to be a lap dog and she is trying very hard to ignore them.
2. The only way to know that there is a hooman under there is that her head is showing. That’s how big this doggo is.
3. “If the smol doggo can sit on your lap, then so can I.”
4. When you’re too large to take baths in the sink or the bathtub but don’t know that yet:
5. Lorge doggo is a lorge cuddler.
6. “I’m not too big for this bed, this bed is too small for me.”
7. All dogs are lap dogs, even if they are the same size as a small horse.
8. Just a big big baby!
9. “Please, Mom, can I sit on your lap? Pleeeeeaaaassseee!!”
10. When your giant husky pretends she’s a cat:
11. What do you do when you have not one, not two, but three giant doggos who think they’re actually tiny? Turn into a chair for them for the rest of your life, that’s what!
12. “If I fits, I sits” isn’t just for cats.
13. Once a baby, always a baby!
14. He “forgot” how much he weighed so he could get snuggles and cuddles from his mommy.
15. Derpy lap dog alert!
16. This guy is 0.00000001 seconds away from an unstoppable torrent of face licks from the heavy-weight dog using him as a bed.
17. This is Cupcake. Cupcake thinks knows he’s a lap dog.
18. What do you get when you cross a Great Dane and a Standard Poodle? A Great Poodle? A Standard Dane? Definitely this gentle giant:
19. “Could you please not interrupt my hug time?”
20. This is called a gentle lap giant.
21. This is one big puppy who hasn’t yet learned that he’s actually a big boi.
22. Nothing to see here but a baby lap dog.
23. When you love your little hooman but weigh more than double her weight, you try to do the gentlest cuddle you can.
24. This here is the rare breed of Lap Horse.
25. However big he gets, he’ll always be mummy’s little baby.
26. A floof avalanche, the most deadly kind.
27. Just two buddies hanging out together.
28. A ginormous floofy lap dog!
29. When you love spending quality time with your grandpa:
30. All pibbles are lap babies.
31. Just a little baby asking for some evening cuddles.
32. “Just because I’m lorge and floofy doesn’t mean I’m not a lap baby :(“
33. Always a puppy at heart.
34. That, sir, is no longer a dog. That, is a horse!
35. Definitely mommy’s wittle bebby!