65 Giant Dogs Who Think They're Actually Tiny

Published: Jun 13, 2022 by Melinda Ramirez · This post may contain affiliate links

The best thing about giant dogs is that they think they’re teeny tiny. Which means they will try to squish themselves onto anyone’s lap. And you know what? That’s totally okay because no matter how big a dog gets, they will always be our little babies.

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1. That can’t be a dog, that’s a llama!
2. I always thought Bernese Mountain Dogs were huge. But Tibetan Mastiffs are even larger.
3. What. A. Chonk!!!
4. A cute photo of an old man petting a small horse outside a store.
5. Is that a dog or a mega-wolf?
6. Just a giant teddy bear doggo!
7. Sittin’ like a hooman next to the hooman.
8. When your dog is taller than you:
9. Absolute Unit and ABSOLUTE UNIT.
10. When your giant floofball wants to “share” the couch with you but your doggo is basically the size of the couch:
11. If your lorge fur baby says she wants cuddles, you gotta give her cuddles.
12. Just a dad and his wittle baby.
13. A baby in a dog’s body.
14. Sometimes you need to have eye contact.
15. Look! They are even holding hands and paws!
16. Baby sits in the middle.
17. Still definitely a lap dog!
18. A little baby with a very big head.
19. The derp is strong with this one.
20. Baby granddog loves cuddles with grandma.
21. Mom’s baby lap dog.
22. Mama’s lap and a trip on the water, what else could a doggo need?
23. A very large and leggy blanket.
24. When you’re really a little baby inside a large dog’s body:
25. The biggest baby ever!
26. When you want to use your hooman as a bed but you’re a big boy, you still use the hooman as a bed anyway.
27. She’s not scared of the thunder, she’s just protecting you from the mean noises.
28. TV time with the itty bitty baby.
29. Just a smol baby!
30. “But I want to sit on your laaaap!!!”
31. “Daddy’s lap is my favourite place ever!!”
32. He looks so happy to be carried around like a baby!
33. Ah, the Scooby Doo Manoeuvre!
34. Don’t break his little puppy heart by telling him the truth, let him believe he’s a little guy!
35. 10/10 would ride like a horse.
36. Snuggles with dad is this doggo’s idea of a great day.
37. Mama’s little boy.
38. When you want to sit on the hooman’s lap and the hooman is not very happy about it, you have to give everyone the stink eye.
39. Best boi deserves all the hugs and the best seat in the house: a hooman lap.
40. Mama getting some TV time with her little babies.
41. “I sit on dad because I am smol.”
42. Giant Schnauzer needs a giant lap.
43. He looks perplexed by the mystery of his shrinking hoomin: “What if she shrinks so much she disappears??
44. When you want to use your hooman as a pillow, you just do:
45. A girl and her baby dog:
46. When your dog is a beast but also a little baby:
47. “Huh? What do you mean I’m not a tiny puppy anymore?”
48. “What do you mean I’m not a lap dog??!”
49. Lap baby!
50. Grandpa always has space on his lap for his grandbaby.
51. Well, he is a dog, and he is on a lap. So… he is a lap dog.
52. “If the smol one gets to sit on your lap, I should be allowed to do that too!”
53. Every dog is a lap dog, no matter the size.
54. Both equally lap dogs!
55. The innocent face of a big doggo who suspects they’re a little too heavy for the hooman:
56. Is that a dog or a bear??
57. Grumpus is a big little lap dog.
58. When your dog is so big your head could fit inside its mouth:
59. The littlest smol-est baby doggo!
60. “Just evening cuddles with Mama.”
61. Three lorge floofy puppers!
62. When you have a human baby and a fur baby and they can barely fit in the back seat:
63. Mommy’s smol baby doggo.
64. Aww that’s just a tiny little lap dog!
65. His spot is on his Mom’s lap.